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Editor-in-chief Margot Winterbottom has a lot to say... yet she somehow manages to fit it all into one memo a week. Get in on the inside scoop at Supple: Read Margot’s weekly memos!




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From: Margot Winterbottom
To: Supple Staff
RE: New Advertising

Dear Gang:

I am pleased to announce that after months of networking and several grueling cocktail hours with execs, I have managed to get a hot new advertiser for Supple: Impact Protein Bars! I’m sure you’ve heard of them. Their ads are on television constantly; you see every third person on the street munching them on their way to wherever they’re rushing off to in such a hurry that they can’t stop to eat a meal... Anyway, as of the next issue of Supple, we will be running full-page ads and carrying Impact Bars in our vending machines. So eat up.

Which brings me to the next point. Our vending machines are not bulletin boards. I don’t want to see any more flyers stuck to them announcing cars for sale or Salsa classes or those crunchy granola yoga retreats... I’ll remind you that we do have a company website where you can post your notices. Also, I’m assuming the tape you use to stick those announcements to the vending machines is taken from this office. That’s theft.

Over and out,
MW



From: Margot Winterbottom
To: Supple Staff
RE: New Opening & Reviews

As you are all aware by now, I have had to let go of our previous Style Editor, Ruby Patel. I know how well-liked she was, however I would like to request that the shrine in the lobby that was placed in her honor be dismantled; the incense is giving me a headache. As a result of Ruby’s departure, a new Style Editor position has opened here at Supple. I will be selecting the new Style Editor based on your performance in the office, which will be discussed with you at the end of each day in your review with me. I don’t need to remind you that your scheduled reviews are very important to your future here at Supple. Let me stress: You will be judged on your merit alone. In other words, bribery will not help your case. I am a woman who has everything she needs. I repeat, I cannot be bought. Not even by nice clothing, expensive luggage, or fine art. So, best of luck to you all and remember above all else that I am a size 4, I prefer Louis Vuitton, and KiKi Rodriquez is my favorite artist.
           
Your boss,
MW

 

 

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